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Help Wanted.
FOR SALE SIGN REPLACEMENT SPECIALIST

DUTIES:
1) INSTALLATION OF SIGN POLES
2) HANGING FOR SALE SIGNS
3) PLACING OF PENDING SIGN SHORTLY AFTER
4) PLACING OF SOLD SIGN SHORTLY AFTER
5) REMOVAL OF SIGNS AND POLE
6) REPEAT THE PROCESS
REQUIREMENTS:
1) MUST BE ABLE TO LIFT 45 POUNDS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
2) MUST BE ABLE TO DIG HOLES IN THE GROUND
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
3) MUST BE ABLE TO FILL IN HOLES
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
4) MUST BE ABLE TO ENGAGE IN SHORT
CONVERSATIONS WITH INTELLIGENT PEOPLE BUT
NOT GET ATTACHED AS OUR SELLERS ARE NOT
WITH US LONG DUE TO EXPEDIANT SALES.
BENEFITS:
1) CARDIO AND STRENGTH TRAINING
WITHOUT PAYING MONTHLY DUES
2) SATISFACTION SEEING SELLERS SMILE
3) BEING PART OF A WINNING TEAM
4) CHILI DOG SATURDAYS
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